A. making fun of religion: http://www.livejournal.com/talkread.bml?journal=crasch&itemid=80872
B. thong bikini bottoms (not work-safe): http://www.livejournal.com/talkread.bml?journal=diethylamide&itemid=9390
C. Ikea: http://www.unboring.com/movies/highQT.asp
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